Friday, 24 April 2009

Blah Blah Moan!..

Again twice into Town today, and still packed, queuing again in Primark, why don't they have a 45 second rule, scan card, scan goods off they go, no questions or faffing around with their handbag or like that incredibly stupid woman in M and S talking about her holiday in Barbados!! for Gods sake!!. So if transaction not completed in lets say, 45 seconds, a nice man steps out from behind the counter, and politely shoots them with a Sten Gun!.. seems fair to me.
And another thing, these men rushing back for their dreaded Friday journey on the train back home via Birmingham ( which they may as well rename as Dachau as its just as depressing and terminal) their in their business pin stripes, wearing a naff rucksack!, what ever happened to style! a nice briefcase, a decent mac for the winter, preferably European in style, even an umbrella, their not even bothered, whatever happened to being a gentleman. Its these people that need to be herded into cattle trucks, come to think about it, they are!. Thats it! off for a Hot soak in my Bath, wheres that Scotch?...

No comments: