Wiper Blades. Lesson # 1

Wiper Blades, well, the first thing to do is to remove the incorrectly sized, and knackered, Unipart wiper blades. This is generally achieved by a state of Apoplexy, and the use of colourful metaphors. However, the expedient use of a Electrical screwdriver , applied forcefully will do the trick.
Looks like the Children at the Nursery next door will go home tonight with an expanded vocabulary!. Next step is to unwrap and admire the gorgeous chrome wipers you have just purchased with awe, ( have a tea break and a Fag!) then pop them on the wiper arms, well in fact, apply brute force with a bit of grease until the pretty little 'dimple' lines up with the blade.
Thus ends the first lesson. Popped in to see mum, and introduce her to 'Purdey'. Off to Halfords to see if they can quote me on a new car radio and Aerial. Oh and did I tell you that me and my Princess Katie are off to a charity dinner on the 29th?, my very first 'Black Tie' event, and get to meet the Legend that is Mr Stirling Moss!.... wonder if I can get him to sign 'Purdey'?...