Pills!

So Dr Ezzat says, "your cholesterol ( sort of sexy word really, like a car, the 'Ford Cholesterol!' coming to your garage soon..) is six point something ( I forget ) will put you on some 'statins' take one at night blah, blah , blah."
"But I eat a balanced diet doc, avoid the Kebabs etc"( yeah right! as the Mayo stains on my shirt demonstrate, but it was sooo good last night, even finished off Katies ) "ah well its just as easily a genetic disposition" he tells me.
What he meant to say is that I will more than likely be on this nonsense forever!!!. I have said it before, I know I only look thirty ish and have the sex drive of a 19 year old ( as Katie will confirm) but am simply getting older, Katie said "does he have pills for Grumpy Old Men?"...