Sunday, 10 October 2010

The Morning Papers

Full of the usual vacuous rubbish to start with, so called celebs whom 'Twitter' you know the newspapers are desperate when they resort to 'twittering!' as a valid form of news reporting. Well here's some breaking news! 'Alan is trying to type while his Bangers explode in the grill pan'!!. Actually they smell rather good, pork and apple. Now the fire alarm has woken my Katie up!.
'Alan's hair has grown to Bouffant proportions!', theres another one, the list is endless of this trivia I can dish out. 'Alan climbs on balcony to clean windows, looking slim'... pictures to follow...

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