Emma Pregnant by Taliban Gypsy!..

Just to get the attention of one of Emmas ex- boyfriend whom claims my sense of humour has deteriorated!?. Should I be offended?, its been a busy few months you know!. Classic joke #1. Guy in hospital gets a visit from Doctor, "I have some good news and some bad news!, Ok Doc" he says Bad news First.. Tomorrow morning your going down to theatre and I will cut off both your legs!, Christ!" he exclaims , after a while he calms down, and the good news?... " Well the Doctor says, you see that blonde Nurse over there by the drugs trolley, yes" he says, "Well I am going to Fuck her tonight"!!!.