Do I look like Charles Bronson?!..

So, I paid upwards of £130.00 for a keen a very young man and his mates, whom apparently has a certificate in chopping down things, to come over and cut down my Willow tree.I explained to him that I would keep the logs for my fire place, just chop them up into 12" lengths. So after a hard days work I return home to find these huge sections of tree laying in my back garden. "I left you an elevated stump to split your logs on" he tells me later, I don't think so I told Katie, do I look like Mr Bronson in the Magnificent Seven?. So he will have to come back and earn his money. He clearly thinks I must be wealthy?, as did the traffic warden whom put a ticket on my MG last week when she ran out of petrol outside the Belgrade Theatre in heavy rain. 'Well he owns a classic car so must be a millionaire!' she must have thought. Trying to be more upbeat, this Sunday the weather should be tolerable for my jaunt down to Stoneleigh Abbey and the annual car show. I have been waiting many months for this; and she looks half decent, sexy minx that she is!. And this morning I got around to picking up my first Astronomical Telescope, the heavens will be calling me.