Eurovision!

Just started!. Were having Moscow mules, doing a Stir fry, getting into a Euro theme with Max, all's well we shall be in Moscow this summer, so educational!. Apparently its warm in Moscow, probably because they have set fire to the Homosexuals protesting in Red Square?. As well as rounding up the local stray dogs apparently.
The Israeli entry dodgy as their language does not really match up with music, not bad lookers, but black outfits? .. don't know about that. The French chick, drop dead Gorgeous, would buy her a Happy Meal, if she plays her cards right. The Swedish entry, well, take more water with it Darling!, she's scaring the Cat!. Igor, Croatia, those boots! nope don't think so, call the fashion Police, and health and safety, noise pollution I think. Portugal, well, stay off the burgers darling. Me bitchy! never.
'Sneg' ( means snow) from Iceland, would consider going 'large' with her in Mc Donald's, has a good voice. 'Sakis' from Greece, like his shirt... second thoughts, nope, little to camp for my tastes. Lets just say I would not complain with the Armenian chicks turning up at my Hotel room door with a bottle of 'Jack Daniels', sexy ethnic 'Goth' belly dancing type babes, not bad at all. Russian entry very clever as she ages into a Babushka, a tad cheerless. Some bald geezer for Azarbishane. Saffi preferred her cat food to the Bosnian, Van Helsing attired entry. Moldova, well, a big girl, sort of 'Hammer' film bar maid, where as for Malta, loves her food clearly.
Must meet this Raven haired Estonian beauty, was half expecting a blond. Denmark, or was that Ronan Keeting?, a possible winner here. Dita with Germany!! Emma will go Nuts!. Turkey,well, enough said, nice line in Red lingerie. Albania, somebody sold them some seriously bad Acid. The Norwegians think their Irish apparently, sort of fiddle thing going on? a fairy tale, apparently;bet that's really a Uni brow?. Ukraine, delightfully Fetish. Romania a sort of Vampire Chick flick thing, looks nice. Finland a eighties flash back. Spain, neither here, nor there.
The UK entry is Good ( bar the hideous Pianist) but is it Euro?. We shall see, as now the Voting begins...
Looks like Uni Brow is going to win! bugger!!. Loved the swimming pool arty thing at the end of the Russian show, slightly surreal, Erotic?.
Oh the Tension!! will we be in the top five?. We made top five.. mmm Norway clearly by a mile.
So there it is, Eurovision in Norway next year. Off to bed with pain killers, Walsgrave Hospital beckons in the morning.