Thursday, 27 October 2011

The European Summit 2011


Well they have been burning the midnight oil in the Euro parliament these last few days. They have convinced themselves that they have come up with a plan to save the day. Though it occurs to us all, they really have no option. The garlic eating surrender monkey Lofty Sarkozy is going to save us all by going cap in hand to the Chinese, oh Joy!; while collectively they have put one trillion in toy Euro money on the table. Once you make the adjustment for Italy's 1.8 billion debt, it gets less and less.
Mrs Merkel cut a dashing frumpy figure in a questionable velvet jacket (like a bag of spuds) as she dashed off in a gorgeous Audi. Well at least the Greeks are happy, as 50% of their debt has been wiped clean, perhaps they will have a whip round for a new jacket for Angela, but as my old headmaster Mr Lemon used to say "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts".

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