Eurovision 2013 Malmo Sweden

Yes, yes its that time again, love the female compare, quite sexy, my money so far is on 'Ding Dong', and Taylor is going for Denmark  (bookies fave) .Russia's  entry is good, especially as its in the Queens  english. One guy is dressed as a seventies time lord and another like a Jedi. Germany's is good, a chubby version of Denise Van Outen to quote Mr Norton.
                                                       Bonnie Tyler tried, but a mediocre song and a case of to many Pies just did not help really, little black dress will not save you on this one darling. Free alcohol will not save the Greeks either I fear. The man from Hungary?, well he just looked retarded, and the Icelandic guy; well you could imagine his Dad texting him and saying, 'when you finished messing about son, back to work on Monday and get your hair cut!'.
                                                So who's to win? its anybodies guess, as for now I have just put on the Eurovision nibbles in the oven while the judges cast their votes....